New Protest MVP Candidate! Get it girl! #staywoke #farfromover #thefutureisbright
Our king has fallen
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
"Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!"
"Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but like, have you tried yoga?"
"Yeah I understand depression completely stops you from doing everyday tasks AND that you then feel guilty about that… But you have to just power through it and get on with things as normal!"
i can’t believe [person] just [verb]ed at the [award show]
i can’t believe GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER (INVENTOR OF PEANUT BUTTER) just TRANSFORMED INTO A JET PLANE at the ACADEMY AWARDS
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and